Set Your Phone to Silent When Attending Church, Or Else This Might Happen April 3, 2017

Set Your Phone to Silent When Attending Church, Or Else This Might Happen

By Hemant Mehta
April 3, 2017

God wants you to at least set your phone to vibrate when you enter His house. Before things get awkward…

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On a brighter note, after you hang up, I’m sure you can just ask for forgiveness.

(via Andre Forbes)

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