Thanks, Obama: Liberal Redneck Edition January 6, 2017

Thanks, Obama: Liberal Redneck Edition

Trae Crowder, the Liberal Redneck, wants to thank Obama — literally — for what he accomplished during his presidency.

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Look, he ain’t perfect. But I’m fully confident that history will favor him, particular as compared to the sentient tire fires that have bookended his presidency.

Goddamn, going from Bush to Obama to Trump is like having leukemia, it goes into remission, and then you get back in the gym, and slowly but surely, over years and years, you build your strength back up, you’re putting weight on, and you’re getting healthy again and everything, and then right when everything’s going good, you know, and you can almost — almost — see your abs, you get hit by a fucking truck made out of turds.

The Turd Truck president begins in a couple of weeks.

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