I know this fake commercial is making fun of atheists, but I still kinda want a Skeptic on a Stick:
You know, there’s a difference between being a skeptic and being a joyless buzzkill…
And we don’t all have sticks up our asses. Most of us, sure, but there are exceptions!
Also, if that toy were a little browner, it’d sort of look like me. Freaky.