Evangelist Franklin Graham: Russian Hackers Didn’t Influence Our Elections; God Did. December 15, 2016

Evangelist Franklin Graham: Russian Hackers Didn’t Influence Our Elections; God Did.

Evangelist Franklin Graham has a theory about who hacked the Democrats’ emails during the campaign, arguably releasing information that tipped the election to Donald Trump.

Oh, sure, the media wants you to think the Russians did it. But that’s only because all the evidence points in that direction. Graham knows who’s really behind it.

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There you have it. God couldn’t save people in Aleppo because he was too busy trying to read John Podesta‘s emails and making it look like a foreign government was responsible.

I didn’t think the Almighty needed to resort to a phishing scam to access emails he surely already knew the contents of, but what do I know? I ask too many questions. I should shut up.

Just remember: Graham thinks God steered this country in a positive direction, under a the leadership of a thrice-married, misogynistic, sexually-assaulting bigot who couldn’t even name his favorite Bible verse. Because Trump, and not the woman who once taught Sunday School classes, was a better Christian.

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