Earlier this week, former Representative Michele Bachmann stopped by a Christian radio program to discuss the latest developments in God’s campaign for Donald Trump.
As it turns out, according to Bachmann, God has been hard at work leading people (as he is wont to do). This time, however, rather than leading people out of a desert, he led the FBI to Anthony Weiner‘s secret email stash in hopes of influencing the election.
“I think so many people have been praying and fasting and I think God is revealing the hidden things and the hidden motives at this crucial point so people can understand truth,” she said. “I think God has His way. He has His ability to reveal truth and the truth is a glaring spotlight where the general population can see this and they can make their voice known at the ballot box next Tuesday.”
Fascinating! So, instead of ending world hunger, helping someone find an infinite energy resource, or pointing us to the cure for cancer, God is working to ensure that an unrepentant bigot who brags about sexually assaulting women gets to be President of the United States.
Maybe God’s assistant should rearrange His priorities.