The Onion has a big scoop. I just have no idea how they got the data…
The article is entertaining, too 🙂
It just shows how illogical the Christian concepts of Heaven and Hell are. There are people who sincerely believe a mass murderer can repent on the deathbed and go to Heaven, but an atheist who looks for the evidence of God’s existence and never finds it will be tortured for all of eternity.
It would be laughable if the consequences of those beliefs in the real world weren’t so damn serious.
(Thanks to Scott for the link)