Just in time for the next horrific tragedy!

The hilarious video, written by Madeleine Kang, is full of sad-but-true one-liners:
“I feel like a better person, and I didn’t have to do anything!”
“Wow! I can’t wait for the next school shooting!”
“Forget about cumbersome donations or boring policy changes. With TP, screaming into the void has never been easier — or better for your ego!”
The sad thing is that, if the app were real, you know there would be people downloading it.
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