This App Sends Out Thoughts and Prayers After a Tragedy So You Don’t Have to Do Anything Meaningful

Just in time for the next horrific tragedy!

The hilarious video, written by Madeleine Kang, is full of sad-but-true one-liners:

“I feel like a better person, and I didn’t have to do anything!”

“Wow! I can’t wait for the next school shooting!”

“Forget about cumbersome donations or boring policy changes. With TP, screaming into the void has never been easier — or better for your ego!”

The sad thing is that, if the app were real, you know there would be people downloading it.