Christians Lay Hands on Donald Trump To Protect Him From “Concentrated Satanic Attack” September 22, 2016

Christians Lay Hands on Donald Trump To Protect Him From “Concentrated Satanic Attack”

Yesterday, at the Midwest Vision and Values Pastors Leadership Conference in Cleveland, Ohio, a group of Christians put their hands on Donald Trump to protect him from Satan. Because cartoon villains are nothing without their imaginary shields.

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[Pastor Darrell] Scott, who hosted the event at his New Spirit Revival Center, told the audience that a “nationally known” preacher warned Trump before he launched his campaign “that if you choose to run for president, there’s going to be a concentrated Satanic attack against you.”

“He said there’s going to be a demon, principalities and powers, that are going to war against you on a level that you’ve never seen before and I’m watching it every day,” Scott said.

Later, Scott’s wife, Belinda Scott, prayed over Trump: “God we ask you right now that Your choice is this choice.”

“God, I ask that you would touch this man, Donald J. Trump,” she continued, “give him the anointing to lead this nation.”

Satan couldn’t be reached for comment, but I have to assume his minions are working their hardest to protect him from Trump.

(via Christian Nightmares)


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