God Won’t Change the Weather for Your Wedding Day September 8, 2016

God Won’t Change the Weather for Your Wedding Day

Imagine being a wedding planner, and dealing with a bride and groom who just know that the skies will be sunny and clear on their big day.

How can they be so sure? Because Jesus.


[They] refused to book a tent because they “prayed about it and Jesus wasn’t going to make it rain no matter what the forecast said” (80% chance of showers).

The result:

Cue the downpour at the start of their outdoor ceremony. I guess Jesus had more important things to do that day.

I feel sorry for the guests who had to pay the price for the couple’s piety — by getting drenched.

(Image via Shutterstock)

"... God designed marriage as a covenant between one man and one woman to reflect ..."

Wedding Photographer Sues For “Artistic Freedom” ..."
"True. We do tend to regard it as an individual decision."

MAGA Cultist Pastor: At My Church, ..."

Browse Our Archives

What Are Your Thoughts?leave a comment