God Won’t Change the Weather for Your Wedding Day September 8, 2016

God Won’t Change the Weather for Your Wedding Day

Imagine being a wedding planner, and dealing with a bride and groom who just know that the skies will be sunny and clear on their big day.

How can they be so sure? Because Jesus.


[They] refused to book a tent because they “prayed about it and Jesus wasn’t going to make it rain no matter what the forecast said” (80% chance of showers).

The result:

Cue the downpour at the start of their outdoor ceremony. I guess Jesus had more important things to do that day.

I feel sorry for the guests who had to pay the price for the couple’s piety — by getting drenched.

(Image via Shutterstock)

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