No Confession For You! July 8, 2016

No Confession For You!

God loves you. God’s Son is your best friend. If you confess your sins, God will forgive you.

But if you don’t talk to God quickly and on time, screw it. God has other shit to do.


On second thought, just skip church. You’ll be fine.

(via Christian Nightmares)

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