Canadian Police Had to Break Up a Fight Over Whether the Earth is Flat or Round June 15, 2016

Canadian Police Had to Break Up a Fight Over Whether the Earth is Flat or Round

Violence is wrong.

Are we on board with that sentiment? Good.

Because then we can focus on just how ridiculous this fight in Ontario was:

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Police in Brockville [Ontario] say they were called to St. Lawrence Park on Monday after an intense argument between family members.

They say a woman who insisted the Earth was flat was locking horns with her boyfriend’s father, who argued it is round.

Investigators say the 56-year-old man grew so enraged that he started throwing things into their camp fire, including a propane cylinder.

I have so many questions…

What sort of arguments were they making?

What was the reaction of the 56-year-old man when his possible-future-daughter-in-law insisted the world was flat?

Whose side did the son take?! Because if he didn’t take his girlfriend’s side, that’s bad for the relationship… but if he did take her side, that’s bad for the kids who might come out of that relationship.

And that concludes this preview of the Noah’s Ark theme park grand opening.

(Image via Shutterstock. Thanks to Brian for the link)

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