If you’ve been thinking, I’d love to buy some of televangelist Jim Bakker‘s Giant Buckets O’Food, but I just wish they’d have new Mexican flavors, then you’re in luck!
(Also, you need help.)
After recounting the Mexican food items in the Fiesta Bucket, which he says “passes the official Mexican test” and “is Mexican food that real-life Mexicans approve of,” Bakker told viewers, “I believe there’s going to be some events take place.”
“I believe there’s going to be major events that’s literally going to, like a shot across the bow, is going to warn us,” he said. “God’s been dealing with me. I’m so unrestful about it because I know things are coming.”
Gotta give him credit: It’s the most accurate prediction anyone’s ever made.
He must have a gift.
(via Right Wing Watch)