Watch This Pew-Climbing Preacher Scream That Atheists Have Taken Christians’ Land and Children May 10, 2016

Watch This Pew-Climbing Preacher Scream That Atheists Have Taken Christians’ Land and Children

It’s hard work being a screampreacher:

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The atheists and the ass-gnostics … have quietened our spirit down! And we ain’t got no backbone! We said, let ’em take our land, we let ’em take our children! Somebody ought to say something! Somebody ought to say something about the abuse of the glory of God!

In his vein-busting fervor, he accidentally accused “the religious” in there too, I think. Maybe he meant the irreligious?

If anyone knows where this honey-tongued servant of the Almighty makes his home, let me know. I swear I’ll turn the other cheek, be a good Samaritan, and send him a bag of cough drops. Maybe some anti-seizure meds while I’m at it.

But his land and his children? Nope, I’m keeping those.

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