Will Trans-Sniffing Bathroom Cops Check You For Possession of Illegal “Ding-Dongs”?

Now that we’ve been suitably trained to have government employees check the contents of our underwear before we board a plane, it’s time for the next step. Cops are slated to start keeping public restrooms safe from Larry Craig transgender people… or so the good folks at Funny Or Die tell us.

“You are entering a state-run poo-poo and pee-pee facility. May I see some form of gender registration like an ID or a xerox copy of your genitals?”

There are Christians who would probably be totally on board with this.

That’s actually not so funny.