Explaining Ted Cruz’s Exit from the Presidential Race: Liberal Redneck Edition May 6, 2016

Explaining Ted Cruz’s Exit from the Presidential Race: Liberal Redneck Edition

Trae Crowder, the Liberal Redneck, explains the implication of Ted Cruz dropping out of the presidential race, despite God telling him to run in the first place:

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This means that, to Ted, the use that his Lord picked out for him was to completely destroy the Republican Party as we know it while gettin’ dusted by a carnie-handed mango man.

Guys, stuff like that makes me wanna rethink my stance on God!

I mean, not really, on account of mah brain workin’, but still!

I would totally watch him do commentary, a la Mystery Science Theater 3000, during a presidential debate.

"I'm talking Fritzl.Start by getting your corrections of corrections right."

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