If Jesus was born of a virgin mother, and He didn’t have a father to give him a Y chromosome, where would He pee when visiting North Carolina?
Where would Jesus pee?
In the Bible, Jesus Christ is always portrayed as a man. But it also says Jesus was conceived in Mary’s womb without the agency of a human father. So that means Jesus cannot have a Y chromosome. At best, he has one X chromosome. That means that Jesus is biologically female.
So, where would Jesus pee? In North Carolina, according to HB2 and his most ardent followers, Jesus would have to use the women’s bathroom — beard and all.
For those of you keeping score at home, this means that Jesus (1) is not a Christian, (2) not Caucasian, and (3) not biologically male.
Hey, kids, if your parents are making you go to Sunday School, feel free to ask your teachers this one over the weekend. Please get a picture of their reactions while you’re at it.