Televangelist Jim Bakker Wants You to Buy His Buckets of Food to Make Living Room Furniture April 6, 2016

Televangelist Jim Bakker Wants You to Buy His Buckets of Food to Make Living Room Furniture

I don’t care that televangelist Jim Bakker has become a constant presence on this blog. He’s found a new way to market his Giant Buckets O’ Food, and I’ll be damned if I don’t pass along this brilliant idea.

Forget the stuff inside, he says. You can just reassemble the buckets to make furniture! Because no one will ever notice during the apocalypse…

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One of the things we’ve done around here, we stick ’em under coffee tables and end tables. You just stack ’em up, and then put a cloth over ’em… or cardboard or a piece of plywood, and you make a top, and then you just stack this food. You could have your whole living room with end tables and coffee tables made out of food buckets. Just do it.

Watch out, IKEA. Bakker’s coming after you.

By the way, look at that screenshot above. Where exactly are you supposed to put your feet for that coffee table? Or do you need to use another bucket as a chair? That must be it. More buckets. The answer is always more buckets.

(via Right Wing Watch)

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