Samantha Bee Explains How Everyone Dislikes Ted Cruz… Even God March 15, 2016

Samantha Bee Explains How Everyone Dislikes Ted Cruz… Even God

Last night, Samantha Bee delved into the history of Ted Cruz and how unliked he is by damn near everyone who’s ever met him.

That includes current senators, Bob Dole, and God Himself.

Cruz really said this was one of his future aspirations.
Ted Cruz really said this was one of his future aspirations.

My favorite line referred to Cruz’s support from Pastor Kevin Swanson, who thinks gay people deserve to be executed: “The only people who can tolerate Ted are the ones who can’t tolerate anyone else.”

And he’s the Republican Party’s best hope for dethroning Donald Trump. Let’s all weep for the future of our country.

(via Raw Story)

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