When people tell you they’re “spiritual, but not religious,” it’s often a wishy-washy way of saying they don’t really believe in God, but they also don’t want to carry the negative stigma of being an atheist. It’s a catchall phrase that ultimately means nothing.
Or so I thought. The folks at College Humor managed to find a church catering to all the people in that category. The pastor clearly knows what his congregation is looking for:

Gotta love the reference to Deepak Chopra. He’d fit in just perfectly among people who want to sound profound while saying nothing of substance.
(Thanks to Dustin for the link)