On Friday afternoon, Dr. Ben Carson decided to take his campaign to the next level by making a bold declaration on Facebook:
Wow! He’s not afraid to say “Merry Christmas”!
I guess that proves he has the courage to tackle ISIS now… (Is that what we’re supposed to be thinking?)
Perhaps the best response came from comedian Eugene Mirman:
It’s a perfect response to the fake Persecution Complex so many conservative Christians are infected with this time of year. Only in their bubble is “Happy Holidays” a four-letter word.
More importantly, it turns out Carson can’t even say “Merry Christmas” without lying in some way.