In a segment for his show Billy on the Street, Billy Eichner had Rachel Dratch play a game called “Leah Remini’s Escape from Scientology!”
It starts with Dratch signing a billion-year contract, as the Church requires of its members, then having her work through a series of obstacles that Tom Cruise would surely appreciate.
Did she win?! (Spoiler: No one ever wins.)
Do I have to join the Church to play the game? Because I would *totally* get a high score.