Seattle newsweekly The Stranger is running a coloring contest in which you can make an even more Christmas-y Starbucks cup. Because that’s the only way Baby Jesus will stop crying:
We’ve published a blank Starbucks cup, and we want YOU to design and color it with a “Christian/Christmas” theme. Because if we don’t give them the cup they want? These Christians will never fucking shut up.
The prize is… you get to be in the newspaper. (Hey, no one said the War on Christmas was a moneymaker.) All the rules are on their website. The winner better be a reader of this one, dammit!