Because, for Some People, Even “Merry Christmas” Doesn’t Praise Jesus Enough December 3, 2015

Because, for Some People, Even “Merry Christmas” Doesn’t Praise Jesus Enough

We know conservative Christians hate when you say “Happy Holidays” because it’s taking the Christ out of Christmas.

Logically, then, “Merry Christmas” isn’t enough, either, since it only mentions Christ once.

So this month, add a little extra Jesus to your festivities by celebrating Christmachrist:

Really. You can buy cards and everything.

I assume churches everywhere will embrace this. That is, unless they hate Jesus.

(via Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal)

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