An Ode to the Red Starbucks Cup November 19, 2015

An Ode to the Red Starbucks Cup

You knew this was going to happen.

After Joshua Feuerstein‘s rant against the new Starbucks cups got us all laughing at him and put the Christmas-y cup at the center of a national non-troversy, the whole situation was ripe for parody.

Now, DJ Dudley D and Ben Quam have channeled Toby Keith in an ode to the “Red Starbucks Cup“:

Now Red Starbucks Cup is cheap and disposable
In 14 years, they are decomposable,
But like everything now, they are apparently opposable
By dicks who think coffee defines their faith

Now I really love how you’re easy to stack,
But conservative Christians seem to think that you’re wack.
‘Cause when Rudolph is gone and no Santa on back,
Well that, to them, is quite yucky.

I’m sure the song will be played at Festivus celebrations everywhere.


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