You knew this was going to happen.
Now Red Starbucks Cup is cheap and disposable
In 14 years, they are decomposable,
But like everything now, they are apparently opposable
By dicks who think coffee defines their faith
Now I really love how you’re easy to stack,
But conservative Christians seem to think that you’re wack.
‘Cause when Rudolph is gone and no Santa on back,
Well that, to them, is quite yucky.
I’m sure the song will be played at Festivus celebrations everywhere.