Saudi Cleric: In Heaven, the Virgins’ Breasts Are Like Pomegranates

Saudi Cleric Sheikh Yahya Al-Jana’ wants you to know all about the virgins you’re going to meet in Heaven if you’re a devout Muslim on Earth.

For example: Their breasts are like pomegranates… whatever that’s supposed to mean.

Also: did you know Paradise is packed with “full-breasted women of equal age”?

And, in Heaven, the men “will be busy tearing hymens.”

And after you’ve ravished a virgin, the next morning, she’ll be re-virginized and “even more lustful and feminine” than before.

And you’re gonna have the virility to sleep with a hundred virgins in a single morning.

Islamic Heaven for men must be Islamic Hell for virgin women.

(via MEMRITVVideos)