Clickhole Presents Signs That You Grew Up in an Atheist Household

I was all set to read a list titled “10 Signs You Were Raised In An Atheist Household“… and then I realized I was reading Clickhole.

Which means the list is just going to get weirder and weirder…

My parents are religious, so this is all news to me. I’m sure a lot of you second- and third-generation atheists can relate, though.