God Doesn’t Have a Plan For Us, Does He? September 30, 2015

God Doesn’t Have a Plan For Us, Does He?

Leave it to The Onion to explain how God hasn’t put very much thought into our lives at all:

There are times in life when we’re faced with challenges that seem insurmountable. We may feel lost and alone, abandoned in a world with no hope of relief and nowhere to turn. We may even feel as though life itself isn’t worth living. It’s important, at such times, to remember that God is always with us, and that He has sort of a loose outline in mind for each and every one of us.

It may seem hard to believe, but from the moment you were born, God has had a few rough ideas sketched out just for you.

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