Jim Bakker figured out our secret.
Yesterday, the televangelist told his audience (yes, he still has a show) that they should secretly stockpile food because, when the world collapses during the Last Days, your “sweet neighbors” will be so hungry that they’ll start feasting on babies. And you wouldn’t want them to do that, would you…?
Oh, by the way, Bakker happens to be selling an 8-year supply of food for the low, low price of $2,500.
When you’re huddled in a corner with your grandbaby and they’re screaming and crying and there’s no food — I don’t want that blood on my hands.
Maybe Megareverend John Oliver can bring his church back for one more episode…
(via Right Wing Watch)