Finally, we get a look at the biblical cross-stitch patterns Kim Davis is surely using on her future Etsy page:
“I can ignore the Supreme Court through Christ, who strengthens me.”
“You shalt not commit adultery, unless you commit adultery before you are born again.”
Jake Dawe at McSweeney’s has even more examples.
Can anyone actually make these? Because I want.
(Image via Shutterstock. Thanks to Laura for the link)