Bible Verses Just for Kim Davis

Finally, we get a look at the biblical cross-stitch patterns Kim Davis is surely using on her future Etsy page:

Philippians 4:13

“I can ignore the Supreme Court through Christ, who strengthens me.”

…

Exodus 20:14

“You shalt not commit adultery, unless you commit adultery before you are born again.”

Jake Dawe at McSweeney’s has even more examples.

Can anyone actually make these? Because I want.

(Image via Shutterstock. Thanks to Laura for the link)