I Am the Very Model of a Modern Fundamentalist September 10, 2015

I Am the Very Model of a Modern Fundamentalist

Can someone please get the Pirates of Penzance music and record this?

I am the very model of a modern fundamentalist
I’m not merely judgmental, I’m the absolute judgmentalest!
I always follow scripture and I act on God’s authority
But marital longevity was never my priority.

I married first one husband, then two others, then another one
Because I think one man is pretty much like any other one.
I’ve never been too troubled by the dubious legalities
Of sex outside of marriage or of other trivialities.

You can see all the lyrics right here. (Edit: They were written by Jim Trumm)

And if you’re not sure what song we’re talking about, go fix that now:

***Update***: There’s another version of the “Modern Fundamentalist” song also available by Marcus Bales. Check it out!

(Thanks to Janice for the link)

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