Christian Preacher’s Sign Calls Out “Fecal Feasters,” “Genitalia Gawkers,” and Many More August 24, 2015

Christian Preacher’s Sign Calls Out “Fecal Feasters,” “Genitalia Gawkers,” and Many More

Brother Jed Smock, the Christian preacher who has yelled at fornicators and homosexuals at college campuses across the country, finally has a new sign:

I’m mostly offended by the inclusion of “gerbil abusers”… only because it lacks alliteration.

I’m also curious: Why is it bad for a woman to clean her clitoris? How many “fecal feasters” are there, really? What exactly is a “urine understudy”? Oh, silly me, trying to make sense of a lunatic’s rant…

No worries, though. People like Smock do more to convince college students to stay the hell away from religion than any atheists ever can. So let Christians deal with his non-missionary-style-sex obsession. The rest of us are happy just laughing and playing Bingo.

(via Christian Nightmares)

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