That Would Explain the Behavior of Many Religious People…

The Onion has the scoop on God’s Master Plan:

“It’s not like I’m going to get rid of religion all in one go or anything; I’ll wind it down gradually over the next 500 years or so. Really, when you take a good look at it, the negatives are starting to outweigh the positives anyway.”

Let’s be honest: It was going to happen without God’s help, anyway.