Later today, in Augusta (Georgia), there will be a March for Jesus taking place. Because I guess Jesus doesn’t know you exist unless you walk single file.

And you know it’s serious because one of the organizers is religious broadcaster Dorothy Spaulding, best known for telling us how the Smurfs are satanic:
Can’t wait for the giant Papa Smurf effigy at the end of the march…
(via Christian Nightmares)
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