“Lord God Almighty, True and Bitchin’ Are Your Judgments” August 13, 2015

“Lord God Almighty, True and Bitchin’ Are Your Judgments”

A Bible in which the word “righteous” is replaced by the word “bitchin'”?

I’m sold:

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Proverbs 11:28

He who trusts in his riches will fall, but the bitchin’ will flourish like foliage.

Proverbs 20:7

The bitchin’ man walks in his integrity; His children are blessed after him.

I’m still upset that The Toast’s Mallory Ortberg has not taken my suggestion of replacing every “begat” with “jizzed into existence.”

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