A Bible in which the word “righteous” is replaced by the word “bitchin'”?
He who trusts in his riches will fall, but the bitchin’ will flourish like foliage.
The bitchin’ man walks in his integrity; His children are blessed after him.
I’m still upset that The Toast’s Mallory Ortberg has not taken my suggestion of replacing every “begat” with “jizzed into existence.”
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