A Bible in which the word “righteous” is replaced by the word “bitchin'”?

Proverbs 11:28
He who trusts in his riches will fall, but the bitchin’ will flourish like foliage.
Proverbs 20:7
The bitchin’ man walks in his integrity; His children are blessed after him.
I’m still upset that The Toast’s Mallory Ortberg has not taken my suggestion of replacing every “begat” with “jizzed into existence.”
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