Turns out the Flying Spaghetti Monster doesn’t live “up there” at all. He’s been in the water the whole time:

Rather than an actually godly being, the BP diving team were actually filming an incredibly rare animal, which they [gave] the moniker ‘flying spaghetti monster’ due to obvious reasons, but its real name is Bathyphysa Confifera.
I’m a little worried. Spaghetti that stays in water for too long loses all of its powers…
Now would be a good time for a resurrection.
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