Diving Team Discovers “Flying Spaghetti Monster” Underwater August 13, 2015

Diving Team Discovers “Flying Spaghetti Monster” Underwater

Turns out the Flying Spaghetti Monster doesn’t live “up there” at all. He’s been in the water the whole time:

Rather than an actually godly being, the BP diving team were actually filming an incredibly rare animal, which they [gave] the moniker ‘flying spaghetti monster’ due to obvious reasons, but its real name is Bathyphysa Confifera.

I’m a little worried. Spaghetti that stays in water for too long loses all of its powers…

Now would be a good time for a resurrection.

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