According to this permanently-smiling Christian, the Large Hadron Collider is a horrible idea because God did away with the Tower of Babel.
So, you know, logic.
The video gets really “interesting” around the 5:05 mark.
There you go. How dare we try to uncover the mysteries of the universe?! Too much knowledge is bad!
You know this guy knows what he’s talking about because he refers to “this insane machine” as “CERN.”
(via Charisma. Thanks to Brian for the link)