Just a Stone’s Throw

For the record the following Biblical transgressions require the death penalty:

Mixing meat and dairy: Exodus 23:19
Circumcision: Genesis 17:14
Lying about virginity: Deuteronomy 22:25
Wearing clothing made of two materials: Leviticus 19:19
And whatever you do, never touch a goddamn football: Deuteronomy 14:8

More importantly, is allowing people to mete out their peculiar version of justice with a great big rock any less idiotic than letting them walk around armed to the teeth looking for trouble? No, no it’s not.