Christian Complains That Neighbor’s Colorful Yard is Becoming “Relentlessly Gay” June 17, 2015

Christian Complains That Neighbor’s Colorful Yard is Becoming “Relentlessly Gay”

***Update***: This may be a hoax.

Julie Baker thought it would be a good idea to add some color to her yard by way of some solar lamps. The result was this work of beauty:


If you click on the picture, you can see the words “Love” and “Ohana” (the Hawaiian word for “family”) in the lamps. Lovely, isn’t it?

But one of her neighbors took offense to that… sending Baker this incredibly hilarious faith-based message:


Your yard is becoming Relentlessly Gay! Myself and Others in the neighborhood ask that you Tone It Down. This is a Christian area and there are Children. Keep it up and I will be Forced to call the Police on You. Your kind need to have Respect for GOD.

A Concerned Home Owner.

Yes… we must protect the children from the evil, wicked lamps! They’re relentlessly committing sodomy… or something like that.

The best part is that Baker has no plans to stop now. She started a fundraising campaign to make her yard even more relentlessly gay:

Needless to say… I need more rainbows… Many, many more rainbows….

So, I am starting this fundraiser so I can work to make my Home even More “relentlessly gay” If we go high enough, I will see if I can get a Rainbow Roof!

Because my invisible relentlessly gay rainbow dragon should live up there in style!

That’s how you battle religious ignorance: With humor, creativity, and even more goddamn rainbows.

(via Christian Nightmares. Images via Maeve Brigid on Facebook)

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