Christian Writer: God Created Dinosaurs, Then Hid Them from Humanity So We’d All Be Safe June 9, 2015

Christian Writer: God Created Dinosaurs, Then Hid Them from Humanity So We’d All Be Safe

Offering the kind of hard-hitting journalism that right-wing website BarbWire is obviously known for, Lee Duigon explains his whole theory on dinosaurs.

Let’s just say “asteroid” never enters into his vocabulary…

This must be from the Book of Genesis prequel

There is absolutely no doubt in my mind that God created dinosaurs.

I think you will agree that T. rex and his playmates would be a little much for us to handle. So God removed dinosaurs before the human race multiplied and spread throughout the earth.

It’s my personal belief that God has put the dinosaurs somewhere else, where they can’t eat people, and where numbskulls can’t try to put them into an amusement park and charge money to see them. God has the entire universe at His disposal. Anything we imagine that limits His use of it is almost certainly wrong.

That makes so much sense! I can’t understand why this hasn’t appeared in a science textbook yet. Can somebody call Texas and tell them to get on this?

And someone please stop the Jurassic World premiere before we make God angry by ruining his secret!

(Image via Shutterstock. Thanks to Kyle for the link)

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