***Update*** (6/1/15): Ritzheimer’s campaign has been temporarily pulled down by GoFundMe… and he’s not very happy about it because ‘Merica.
And now he’s trying to capitalize on his notoriety, saying that he’s accepting donations for the safety of his family.
And for a hospital.
And for his future Senate campaign race.
All he needs is $10 million.
I am starting this campaign to humbly ask for donations so that I may provide security for my family.
The money will go towards fortifying my house and getting what ever is necessary to make them feel safe again. I refuse to profit from this and any additional funds will go to Children’s Hospital. You have my word on that! And should I decide to run for John McCain’s seat in the Senate that is up for grabs this election, money will go towards starting my campaign as well.
Hear that, everyone? If he raises $10,000,005, he’ll donate that $5 to a local hospital because he’s just that kinda guy.
Unlike Kickstarter, Ritzheimer will keep all the money he raises even if he doesn’t hit his $10 million goal. So if you love America, I’m sure you can’t wait to pitch in…
(Thanks to Michael for a link)