Forget Jesus on Toast. There’s a Humanist in a Tomato May 24, 2015

Forget Jesus on Toast. There’s a Humanist in a Tomato

***Update***: It’s possible we’re looking at a bell pepper in this image, not a tomato. But it’s still the color of the Devil and that’s all that matters, right?!

Well, I’ll be damned.

I had given up on this whole atheism thing after Christians kept finding Jesus on their toast.

But Redditor Masaharta found the Humanist symbol in a tomato and now the whole world makes sense again!

It’s a sign that Humanists love fruits.

Or vegetables.

Screw it, I can never remember. But I’m sure it means we should all go vegetarian or something.

After all, we can’t forget the sign from the watermelon.

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