You are the worst person in scrubs who has ever been on television, and I’m including Katherine Heigl in that.
Do you have any idea how difficult it is to be worse than Katherine Heigl?
You are also the admittedly handsome ringmaster of a middling, mid-afternoon televised snake oil dispensary. And it says something that, even when you do a show with seven fake models of human feces, the biggest piece of shit on the stage has his name in the title.
Full video of that segment here. And I’ll just put this out there: Last Week Tonight is easily one of the best shows on television right now. If you’re not a regular viewer, you should be.