A major new study, published in the Journal of the American Medical Association (JAMA) on Tuesday, found no connection between the MMR vaccine and autism, even in high-risk kids.
But until someone gets a statement from Jenny McCarthy, let’s see what the Onion‘s panelists have to say:

You can read a couple more at their site.
Seriously, though. There’s no connection. None. When there’s this much science contradicting your beliefs, you need to adjust your thinking or get a job at the Creation Museum.
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