Do you believe all the biblical prophecies?
Of course you don’t.
But you totally will after Pastor John Hagee explains everything to you skeptics:
He sounds like he’s reading the (debunked) chain letter about the coincidences between Abraham Lincoln and John F. Kennedy… It’s just a lot of rhetorical flourishes that don’t ultimately “prove” anything. If you wanted to play the same game between any two historical figures, I’m sure you could find several “incredible” coincidences, too, and it would mean absolutely nothing.
But that’s how prophecies work. The dots are everywhere, but the way to connect them is up in the air. It’s only a problem when you try to convince everyone else they’re wrong for not seeing the same pattern as you.
(Thanks to Kyle for the link)