Spongebob Squarepants’ Seven Severe Sins March 10, 2015

Spongebob Squarepants’ Seven Severe Sins

The goal of Outlet College Ministry (OCM) in Atlanta, affiliated with Bishop Eddie Long‘s New Birth Missionary Baptist Church,

… is to EQUIP students to be DEVOTED followers of CHRIST while RADICALLY transforming the CULTURE!

The ministry tries to achieve that with mass baptisms and movie fare like Left Behind, but nothing could possibly top the debate that took place at OCM last night. The topic was, “Which sin is the most deadly?,” and somehow that weighty question was linked to characters from Spongebob Squarepants.

Spongebob himself (known to some concerned Christians as Spongefag Queerpants) is apparently full of sweaty, sinful lust.

Oh, to have been a fly — or a starfish — on the wall.

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