On last night’s episode of The Simpsons (which you all totally watched), the local church needed to be rebuilt after a plane crashed into it. But those in charge of raising money for it worried about what might happen if their illicit gambling scheme didn’t work out…

Oh, Crystal Hitchens, we miss you so.
Good thing Diamond Dennett is still around.
(Thanks to @Anthony_Alaniz for the link)
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