New rule, everyone: If you want media attention for putting a colander on your head in order to get a Pastafarian-friendly driver’s license picture, you’re not allowed to go drinking and driving.
A few months ago, I posted about Jessica Steinhauser (better known as former porn star Asia Carrera), who put the strainer on her head to make a statement about religious freedom in Utah:

But she’s in the news for the wrong reason now.
Not only was she driving with a blood-alcohol level of 0.254 — more than three times the legal limit of 0.08 — her daughter was in the car with her:
Carter then arrived at the scene and was told by the first officer that Steinhauser had the keys to the vehicle and the vehicle was registered to her; she had also admitted to driving the vehicle to the building with her daughter inside.
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Steinhauser was arrested and booked into the Washington County Purgatory Correctional Facility on one class A misdemeanor charge of driving under the influence of alcohol with a child under the age of 16 riding in the vehicle.
Her daughter is okay. But for someone who claims to be a “proud, outspoken atheist,” I’m stunned by the incredible lack of critical thinking on her part.
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