There’s a Christian Version of Fifty Shades of Grey in Theaters Right Now February 16, 2015

There’s a Christian Version of Fifty Shades of Grey in Theaters Right Now

You all saw the big Valentine’s Day movie, right?

No, not Fifty Shades of Grey.

I mean the movie featuring another Christian:

The movie Old Fashioned is about a young woman who meets a man and “finds herself surprisingly drawn to his strong faith and noble ideas, which are new and intriguing to her.”

Because if you’re not into BDSM yourself, it’s perfectly fine to fall for someone who worships the ultimate pain-giver. (Jesus just forgot the safe word.)

The movie has taken in more than $1,000,000 so far… though that pales in comparison to the movie it’s an alternative to, which took in more than $80,000,000 on opening weekend.

(via Vox)

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