Socks Education January 28, 2015

Socks Education

Because Mississippi law forbids sex education teachers from informing students how to properly use a condom, Sanford Johnson, the Deputy Director of Advocacy for a group called Mississippi First, found a brilliant workaround.

It involves a sock.

I’m going to pinch out the air out of the tip of the sock, ’cause I want to make sure that there’s room for my toes when I’m engaging in a shoe activity. Then I take the sock and I put it on top of my foot and all I do is just roll it down. Just roll it down now… And then you can put it inside your shoe, and then you are ready to engage in the shoe activity.

Brilliant.

Just remember not to leave your dirty socks lying around. No one wants to see that.

(Thanks to David for the link)

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