Designer Tom Ford is currently selling penis necklaces on his website. Fancy gold and silver phallic pendants that look, from a distance, like Christian crosses.
I don’t claim to understand fashion, or why anyone would spend nearly $800 on a dickoration, but I guess it could be worth it for the moment when your Christian relative praises that lovely cross you’re wearing…
I’m gonna guess the large ones sell out before the small ones.
***Update***: Bill Donohue of the Catholic League has responded in typical, hateful fashion:
When we learned of this item, I said to the staff that I bet this guy Tom Ford is a homosexual. I was right. He even thinks he’s married.
(via Bustle. Thanks to Matt for the link)